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- Custom Car CoasterGive your cup holders a little personality with a set of custom car coasters made just for you. Upload your favorite image, logo, design, monogram, photo, or artwork, and we’ll turn it into a personalized set that makes even your cup holders oddly specific. These coasters are designed to sit inside your vehicle’s cup holders to help catch condensation, drips, and everyday messes while adding a custom touch to your interior. The convenient finger notch makes them easy to remove when it’s time for cleaning.- Great for photos, business logos, monograms, pet pictures, favorite sayings, and custom artwork - Each set is made to order Please Note: Colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen. The shape of the coaster may also require your uploaded design to be slightly cropped or repositioned for the best fit. For best results, upload a clear, high-resolution image.Drinkware$6.0010 available
- Square Slate CoasterTurn your favorite design, logo, image, or idea into a one-of-a-kind slate coaster made just for you. Each **4" x 4" natural slate coaster** is custom engraved using the image you upload, creating a permanent design directly on the stone. The natural texture and rustic edges of the slate make every coaster slightly unique, while **felt pads on the bottom** help protect your furniture from scratches. Perfect for family names, monograms, business logos, memorial designs, favorite sayings, pet images, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts, or that oddly specific idea you can't find anywhere else. - Approximately 4" x 4" - Natural black slate with rustic edges - Custom laser engraved with your uploaded design - Felt protective pads on the bottom - Engraving is permanent and will not peel or fade like vinyl - Natural variations in slate texture, edges, and engraving appearance are expected - Upload your image when orderingEngraved & Personalized$8.0016 available
- Hocus Pocus, a Little Unfocused — 20 oz Halloween TumblerFor those whose spell book is open but whose brain has 37 tabs running. This 20 oz tumbler features a frazzled raccoon, questionable potions, and a ghost who’s clearly judging everyone’s decisions. Rich purples, pumpkin orange, and bubbling green details bring the wraparound witch’s kitchen to life, complete with “Hocus Pocus, I’m a Little Unfocused.” A little spooky, a little sarcastic, and perfectly suited to carrying your drink while you forget why you walked into the room. Hand wash recommended. Do not microwave.Drinkware$20.001 available
- Trash Panda Security — No Soliciting SignYour front door’s newest bouncer has zero patience for sales pitches. This grumpy raccoon makes your boundaries clear with bold lettering, a distressed vintage look, and just the right amount of attitude. This 8 × 12-inch metal sign includes no-knocking, no-doorbell, and no-flyer notices, plus private-property wording referencing Iowa law. Packages may stay. You may go.Signs$15.001 available
- Merry Christmas Sleigh & Forest Decorative PlateAdd a rich, elegant touch to your holiday décor with this handcrafted red Christmas plate. The design features shimmering gold evergreen trees, “Merry Christmas” lettering, and Santa’s sleigh soaring overhead with three reindeer. Distressed gold-leaf accents around the beaded rim give each plate a beautifully textured, one-of-a-kind finish. Display it on a mantel, shelf, entryway table, or as part of a festive tablescape. For decorative use only—not food-safe. Display stand is not included.Signs$20.001 available
- Surviving Purely Out of Spite Raccoon Car Coaster SetFor anyone fueled by caffeine, chaos, and pure determination! This matching set of two car coasters features a triumphant raccoon breaking through the ground beneath the phrase “Surviving Purely Out of Spite.” The bold blue, purple, and pink background adds a vibrant pop of color to your vehicle. Designed to sit inside your cup holders, they help catch small drips and condensation while showing off your perfectly sarcastic sense of humor. Each coaster includes a convenient finger notch for easy removal and cleaning. Includes two matching car coasters.Car Coasters$10.002 available
- I Saw That Faith-Based Car Coaster SetA playful reminder for every drive! This matching set of two car coasters features a black illustration of Jesus with the phrase “I Saw That” against a soft watercolor background of pink, lavender, blue, and white. Designed to sit inside your vehicle’s cup holders, they help catch small drips and condensation while adding faith, color, and a little humor to your car. Each coaster includes a convenient finger notch for easy removal and cleaning. Includes two matching car coasters.Car Coasters$10.001 available
- I Do What I Want Cat Car Coaster SetFor the cat lover who follows their own rules! This matching set of two car coasters features a confident orange tabby wearing sunglasses beside a freshly tipped cup, paired with the phrase “I Do What I Want.” Designed to sit inside your vehicle’s cup holders, they help catch small drips and condensation while adding a little attitude and humor to your car. Each coaster includes a convenient finger notch for easy removal and cleaning. Includes two matching car coasters.Car Coasters$10.001 available
- Patriotic Eagle Car Coaster SetShow your American pride wherever the road takes you. This matching set of two car coasters features a powerful bald eagle against a distressed American flag background in deep red, white, and blue tones. Designed to sit inside your vehicle’s cup holders, they help catch small drips and condensation while adding a bold patriotic accent to your interior. Each coaster includes a convenient finger notch for easy removal and cleaning. Includes two matching car coasters.Car Coasters$10.002 available
- Rage Consumes Me Cat Car Coaster SetCute, chaotic, and entirely relatable! This matching set of two car coasters features a wide-eyed black-and-white kitten surrounded by daisies, lightning bolts, and the phrase “Rage Consumes Me.” Designed to fit inside your vehicle’s cup holders, they help catch small drips and condensation while adding plenty of personality to your car. Each coaster includes a convenient finger notch for easy removal and cleaning. Includes two matching car coasters.Car Coasters$10.001 available
- Be Savage, Not Average Pink Leopard Glass TumblerBold, bright, and anything but average! This eye-catching tumbler features a vibrant pink ombré design, fierce black leopard print, and the empowering phrase “Be Savage, Not Average.” Finished with a natural bamboo lid and reusable clear straw, it’s the perfect statement cup for staying stylish and hydrated throughout the day.Drinkware$20.001 available
- At Least My Trauma Made Me Funny MugA little trauma, a little humor, and a whole lot of personality. Featuring a colorful retro UFO, peace-sign-throwing skeleton, and the perfectly unhinged phrase “At Least My Trauma Made Me Funny,” this mug is made for anyone whose coping mechanism is comedy. Perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever gets you through the day, it also makes a hilarious gift for your favorite sarcastic friend, coworker, or fellow member of the “laugh so we don’t cry” club. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to differences in monitors and the sublimation process.Drinkware$15.001 available